His mom won't let him have a cage match. This would have to be settled with negotiations.

He was declaring the 2016 election as rigged too, right up until the point he "won" it.

A day on Venus is longer than a year on Venus. One day takes 243 Earth days, while a year takes 225.

Maybe it's not "well known", but still interesting in my opinion.

I'd hate to be a bartender near a college this weekend.

Honestly didn't think there was ever going to be a trial more closely watched than OJ's. Guess he'll get the ratings he's always friggin obsessed with.

I giggled during that ceremony. Bill Clinton was checking out Melania, and Bush was losing a fight to a poncho. Some people never change.

Then I realized Trump was now president and it wasn't funny anymore.

Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.

Of course he did. He'll want a trial which will both stretch out the process towards the election, and give him the chance to put on a show for his throng.

I hope he ends up in a cell to minimize any further damage.

I almost achieved this. I had the master system adapter instead of the 32x. Does that count?

I can attest to the seat for Ohio. Gerrymandering and Trumpism have turned this state red, when by most accounts it should have more variety. After seeing friggin J.D. Vance somehow getting elected albeit offering nothing other than support for Trump, then I can't see anyone blue winning the Senate seat until redistricting is finalized and fairer.

Ay, I'm being gay ova here!

Add to it, some of us habitual lurkers (me for example) find it not as meaningless to comment. Didn't want to do it often because most comments get buried and it would feel empty and kinda pointless.