Does she stink?

When my mother died, I couldn't even donate her new and expensive insulin pump. Somebody needed to make money, it certainly wasn't me or the diabetic who might not have to buy one. I just wanted someone to have it who needed it and I didn't need the money. Somebody always needs to get paid, and somebody always needs to pay and jump through hoops.

Gravy Seals

He said a dog ate the report, and then the migrants ate the dog.

Only a dirty couch crammer would do something like that.

Lots of good people are saying he runs a betta fish fighting ring. They also say that he eats the losers on his couch after he has sex with it. I will always believe lots of good people over the lamestream media.

Bananas and Blow.

It looks like there's a hole on the right side. Can you stick something in there?

What does it taste like?

As long as he's stating his theories, someone should bring up Melania and her supposed relationship with the Secret Service. I think unsubstantiated theories are valid in a world where "people are saying" is treated like fact.

And they added Kevin Hart.

Kid Rock is the human version of an above ground pool.