[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

As a non English native: "Car on"

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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 110 points 4 days ago

Missed opportunity:

Sadam necktie

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submitted 5 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 91 points 5 months ago

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

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Phonetics negociation (sh.itjust.works)
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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/tomscott@lemmy.zip

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago

inplace sort be like:

def sort(list: list):
    list.clear()
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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

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Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

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submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

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xkcd #156: Commented (programming.dev)
submitted 8 months ago by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

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You know, Kurzgesagt is not only an English channel, but it also provide video translated in multiple other languages on others translated Kurzgesagt channels.

I was looking for something to help me find Kurzgesagt video in other languages, and found this spreadsheet. I don't know if there is a more official website or tool for that, but this is the only thing I found. I thought it may be interesting for you too

It isn't fully complete though, for example the "Portugese" column is almost empty, and recent videos are not present. But it's open to edition, so we can participate to keep it up to date


If you have a more official list, I'll be interested (and I'll edit this post to prefer sharing the official list). For now I'll be using this spreadsheet as it's mostly filled and as I didn't find anything else

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 29 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

HTML: You are not a nerd

Edit: OH MY GOD what did you just share !!!

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The Egg - A Short Story (www.youtube.com)
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Ghoti (s3.amazonaws.com)
submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

Only 3 in Monaco ? *suspicious*

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

BAM! I got that div centered on this display!

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 75 points 1 year ago
$ rm -rf /
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[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago

Not sure that this transcription is useful for person with vision disabilities unfortunately, would need some description of the symbols I think

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

answerStardew Valley

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Create a new account, with another mail address, with different name (not simply add a digit or smthg at the end), don't link it to your previous one, don't talk about the previous one, don't complain about the suspension of your previous account

Should do the trick

Also, quit reddit, and have fun with Lemmy, that is a good way to go around reddit ban

[-] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 year ago
  • Unplug the computer
  • Shut the house electric safety switch down
  • Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
  • Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post
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