[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 46 points 9 months ago

That's misophobia, misophonia is when you don't like how soy paste sounds.

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 22 points 9 months ago

Wh-what are you doing, step-bother?

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 23 points 9 months ago

ill give u a bone squirtle

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 18 points 10 months ago

What's fucked up is that if you die here you die for real

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 26 points 10 months ago

How long will we continue to get news stories whenever a minor entity leaves X (formerly Twitter)?

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's not. He never wanted to buy twitter, he just wanted to pump and dump the stock, but because he is stupid and the plan was obvious they sued him to make him honor the deal.

So if he just turned around and shut the company down, it would give the SEC legal grounds to argue that his intention all along was market manipulation.

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 31 points 10 months ago

My understanding is that the SEC would have fucked him if he just shut it down, because it would indicate that he never intended to buy it in the first place and instead was just trying to manipulate the stock market (which is definitely what he was doing).

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 56 points 11 months ago

When I was at Costco, for Member Service Week they literally gave us a rock, like from the gravel outside the office, with the note: "You rock!"

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 61 points 1 year ago

It's not actually about listing the fees. They're worried that if they have to list the fees, customers will realize they're paying 19.99 a month to rent a router, or are getting charged for a land line they didn't ask for.

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don't worry I'll have your share, get fucked Mitch.

I know McConnell is just a lightning rod for hate for the GOP and as soon as he's gone some other amoral, sociopathic mercenary will take his place, but damn if he's not just the worst.

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 year ago

When I used to do copywriting for junk SEO, I began to suspect that my editor didn't actually read anything I wrote and just passed it through a content uniquness filter, so I started putting in random references to HP Lovecraft stories in the articles I got assigned.

They all got published, no questions asked. For a while if you searched "Homeopathy and the Esoteric Cult of Dagon" my content was the only result

[-] Chthonic@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 year ago

How has Kenshi not been mentioned

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