I can’t stress how important this is: babysitting does not, in fact, involve sitting on baby.
Has Musk ever denied hiding the body of a murdered prostitute in the spacesuit that’s in the car he shot into space?
They’re probably European prices, either in euros or even in pre-euro funny money.
They really are disgusting aren’t they
Took me a minute that he wasn’t talking about an actor pretending to be dead, so I was confused at first.
They probably just need a drink. Offer them a Molotov Cocktail.
Zeno. The name is Zeno.
Keep in mind that “and benefits” is doing so much work here, it should get its own union rep.
I’m trying to picture wearing a sock on one foot, and underwear on the other…
Ask them for their social security number, mother’s maiden name, favorite pet, favorite teacher, high school mascot. It should start to dawn on them
Cost per thousand. They don’t define it, because it’s a common metric in advertising.
I don’t care what your fucking fairy tale book says