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Of course, they can't say "war criminal Donald Trump" because that would then invite people to call Biden a war criminal too

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 86 points 2 months ago

The best presidential candidate in the history of this country ran from jail.

[-] context@hexbear.net 77 points 2 months ago

last year i was talking to my cousin and they told a story about their great uncle who was about 7 years old in 1920 for the election and his dad took him down to the polling station to see the results. this was back in the day, you understand, and you'd have to go look at a chalkboard to see the tally. anyway my great uncle twice removed or whatever he is, he looked at the tally and then looked down at the kid and said, "they didn't count my vote."

"how do you know, dad?"

"because it says there's 0 votes for eugene debs!"

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

amerikkkan “democracy” and manipulating vote counts, name a more iconic duo

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[-] Frank@hexbear.net 71 points 2 months ago

It's so fucking stupid. "Yes, our guy killed half a million children by starving them to death but their monster filed his taxes wrong in the state of new york!"

[-] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 68 points 2 months ago

It's like how liberals will constantly use homosexuality as the punchline for jokes

If you point out that the thing they're using as an insult (body weight/type, sexuality, criminal record) is not something they should use as an insult, they'll get absolutely offended and assure you they're not actually homophobic or whatnot, they just say it because it annoys the target of their insults - which is usually some high ranking politician who will never be in the same postal code as these ghouls, let alone hear the insult

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

We got one of those idiots in here that tried to 'well, ACKSHUALLY' argue that the very homophobic 'joke' they made was actually supportive of trans people

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

saying the US is sucking Israel's dick isn't homophobic because Israel is trans and the US is sucking her feminine penis

That was wild

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[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago

Something like 3% of the population has been convicted of a felony. Most of us probably have a felon in our families or social groups and many of us probably know a felon whose conviction was bullshit. Using "convicted felon" as a pejorative in the most obsessively carceral society in the history of earth is bound to backfire.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

Liberals don't really care about that

We get them in here every day in some random threads, screaming about how we're a bunch of dumbasses for not voting for war criminal Joe Biden, which is 'definitely' going to convince people here to vote for him

[-] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

56% of Democratic voters claim to oppose genocide but are more angry at the people who won't vote for it

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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 60 points 2 months ago

sure 7% of gaza's been killed but at least biden hasn't been caught sleeping on public property

[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 55 points 2 months ago

He sleeps on public property every damn day. The white house is public property.

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 62 points 2 months ago
[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 52 points 2 months ago

soviet-pout real photo of me

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 54 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If non-felon Biden (or any US president) were ever tried in an actual (read: non-amerikkkan) court, he’d be struggling to make a case for why he shouldn’t be immediately executed

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 49 points 2 months ago

Biden illegally sent weapons to israel within the last calendar year. he'll just never be convicted of it so it doesn't count.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 46 points 2 months ago

I only support non convicted felons

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 38 points 2 months ago

Blue maga be like

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 42 points 2 months ago

squidward-chill War crimes

liberty-weeping Doing the wrong paperwork for some hush money

[-] diego_maradona@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago

They can't say what he's actually been convicted of because people would just laugh in their face.

[-] StalinStan@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

His is convicted of a crime like a minority. You wouldn't vote for a minority would you?

[-] BoxedFenders@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago

Trump's poll numbers rose with every indictment. Rushing to convict him during a presidential campaign is a massive blunder on par with boosting him in 2016 thinking he would be an easier opponent than the "legitimate" candidates.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

Liberals and making incredibly obvious mistakes, a duo as old as time

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[-] JayTreeman@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago

'Look at the felon' How about look at genocide joe

[-] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago
[-] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

Mr. Trump the court find you GUILTY...of being a freaking cheeto!

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

they can’t use that anymore, they’ve been painting biden orange since people said he looked pale at the debate brump, now it’s cheezit on cheezit violence

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago

Doesn't Trumps base like the fact he's an "outsider" and "rebel" who bucks establishment civility? They're making him look COOLER to his base!

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago

The dems should really shut up about it. His base finding out he was convicted of minor misdemeanor tax fraud on a technicality by a politicized New York court that played legal calvinball to arrive at felony charges will only help him.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

That mugshot they made of him was the best photo done of him in years. Somehow they made him look like a persecuted hero.

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[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago

Seriously, what percentage of Americans have a DUI conviction or something similar? It's not at all a rare thing to have a felony nor is it really a moral judgment on someone.

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[-] GnastyGnuts@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

It drives me crazy that this country has such a strong strain of legalism in its populace despite having been created in an illegal revolution against the British Empire.

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[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

convicted felon martin luther king jr.

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago

Honestly they aren't saying it enough. Most Americans will hear someone caught a victimless felony and start fantasizing about murdering the person

[-] Des@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

wasn't there some statistic that most americans unknowingly commit a felony once a week or something? (i think this in aggregate)

everything is a fucking felony. thanks to Biden's Crime Bill.

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