Anubis places my heart on the scale .... it breaks the scale, rolls off the table, lands on and breaks Anubis's foot
Anubis: .... EXTRA HELL IT IS!!!
He can't punish you just because ~~thats~~ of how you roll
Anubis: hold my hekt
You can't spell Anubis without anus.
Anubis puts the bi in anus
Well, I was born an original sinner
I was born from original sin
And if I had a dollar bill for all the things I've done
There'd be a mountain of money piled up to my chin, hey!
Or first furry made Anubis
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