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[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 62 points 4 months ago

Just by what they did to Italy you can tell this is some advanced old school white supremacist nonsense

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 44 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I agree, all of italy should be red

[-] iridaniotter@hexbear.net 48 points 4 months ago

Exciting twist on international-community-1international-community-2 that excludes Britain

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 41 points 4 months ago

Somehow, France, the country known for pickpockets in Paris, is not yellow. Also how is this person racist enough to discriminate against Italians and Spaniards? This is some 1860's tier racism.

[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the "retvrn to tradition" guys are always racist in a very 1950s-1960s way, very boring. not once have I seen one of them that is digging up racial slurs that literally have not been uttered a single time in 150 years and can only be found in the journals of some corrupt British viceroy, so this kind of map is a new innovation

[-] machiabelly@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

That kinda racism stuck around for a while. Italians were discriminated against in the USA until maybe until WW2?

[-] radiofreeval@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Still, I haven't heard of much anti Spanish racism

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I once heard someone say the southern Spaniards were basically like the Turks because like the Turks they were a combination of the Roman empire and the middle east and that's why Franco happened because the Italian side is culturally inclined to fascism or something and the middle eastern side is culturally inclined to authoritarian strong men

[-] Orcocracy@hexbear.net 37 points 4 months ago

hitler-detector

This map is going out of its way to draw lines along the pre-WW2 German borders including the bits Hitler annexed before the war.

[-] context@hexbear.net 34 points 4 months ago

gott damn there's like a 10 km radius around hwytsbjorg, norway that's actually white enough for the person who made this. he's just saying check your pockets leaving the ikea in edmonton.

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

so what's this guy's problem with south europe? that there are some north african people there, and non euros are scary? that the local people are somewhat tanned because it's sunnier and therefore us-foreign-policy ? or is he doing the dennis hopper in true romance bit unironically?

let's see what this dude finds acceptable:

  • good tier: scandinavia except anywhere within a two-hour drive of stockholm (isn't malmo the place in scandinavia that rightoids love to hate?)
  • ok tier: estonia (??), former occupied germany, finance mountain, west poland (???), apple italy, french b*lgium, an incomprehensible section of france
  • questionable tier: stockholm and the surrounding countryside, republic of ireland, latvthuania, former ddr, pasta italy, bohemia, austria, the parts of former yuguslavia where any anglo tourist has ever been, le epic weed and stag night nederland, nederflanders
  • scary tier: ukkk , bretagne (???), provence (????), central poland, east czechia (??), slovakia, belarus, atlantic spain
  • i pee my pants tier: middle spain/portugal, pizza italy, the french riviera, east poland, greece, romania, bulgaria
  • literally mordor tier: le ebil russia, orbania, the place in former yugoslavia where they had wars and stuff, basque country (?) mediterranean spain, south portugal, mafia italy

...

is it just us-foreign-policy + places that were socialist + muslim migrant + risk of pickpocketing?

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

Southern Spain paid the map maker as part of their volcel-kamala Do Not Come campaign.

[-] iByteABit@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

mediterranean spain and greece are like the number one tourist destinations in europe? especially for beached moby-dick anglos, dutch and nordics. i'm sure you can find some dystopian resort town where you can stagger around all day between "irish" bars and all-day breakfasts and chip shops and only interact with other northern baron harkonnens, and maybe some local service staff.

Some islands like Mykonos have pretty much entirely transformed to this, locals can't afford shit because it's all targeted to the rich colonizers that own houses with pools and shit there

[-] flan@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

this has got to be a joke right?

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I don’t think this has to do with migrants because Germany, Sweden, etc. are green. This is just euroid infighting lol

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago

last time I checked you can legally shoot up heroin and smoke meth in Portugal how are they not "do whatever you want, dont care"

[-] regul@hexbear.net 30 points 4 months ago

Imagining marauding bands of Bretons stringing up Englishmen on sight.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Napoleon will ride again!

[-] Leon_Frotsky@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

they're correct about britain at least

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It's funny because this map is basically inverted. The Balkans are insanely safe.

CW: crimesHomicide rates, rape, assault,
etc are all vastly lower than Western Europe. Same with places like Poland. You're far more likely to be robbed or murdered in Paris or London than you are in Sarajevo or Warsaw.

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Can you throw in a Cw whenever you include words that relate to sexual assault and the likes? Or maybe throw those words in the spoiler thingy

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Ah sorry, my bad. Yeah I put it behind a spoiler thing.

[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago

Euros all hate each other.

[-] Llituro@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago

this has to have been made by a swiss person right?

[-] Barabas@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

The border in Belgium makes me think Central European. Nobody else cares about Walloons.

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

For your own safety, stay away from both of the Faeroese people.

[-] Gosplan14_the_Third@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You're not going to get robbed in Eastern Germany or Austria. The local population might give you shit if you're not-white though unfortunately.

Also western Poland isn't any better than Eastern Poland.

To claim any area in Europe (well, except for maybe Ukraine due to the whole war zone stuff) is "don't fucking go there, keep the fuck away from it" is hilarious sheltered and/or (most likely tbh) racist nonsense.

[-] VHS@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

What the fuck is so scary about the Andalusian peninsula

[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago

Food with actual flavour

[-] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

anglos somehow managing to be racist about the European continent

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Northwest Asia*

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

I suspect the poster may be a habenero pepper.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

The euroid brainpan predisposes them to being racist and fascistic theory-gary

[-] darkmode@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

This is one of those theoretical maps you can only find in a 400-level racism course

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Finally, I am vindicated in my undying hate for Bretagne!

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Anglos came up with the term PIGS to describe the economies of the swarthy southern Europeans.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Famously sketchy place, the French Riviera

[-] theposterformerlyknownasgood@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Probably highest amount of war criminals per square meter tbh. Honestly this and making the UK red are pretty good calls.

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

looking at this made me realize I don't know the first thing about maps of europe

[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I thought Scandinavia, France, and Germany were Islamic caliphates? Why are they green?

[-] TeddyKila@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Cops and Klan

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Wait, Ibiza is 85% Spanish, 50~% Spanish born on Ibiza and 35% from mainland Spain. The remaining 15% are like British and Italian tourists. How is Ibiza 2+ levels safer than mainland Spain and England?

[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Multiple negatives make positives. Aka they Duke it out amongst themselves and leave us civilized folk alone

[-] Edamamebean@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

Extremely funny that they think there aren't pickpockets in Paris

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

i guess it's mostly just a reverse-calibrated hitler-detector but there's some really fascinating sub layers going on jesse-wtf

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