Yeah that barista looked at you weird because they think milk is murder, totally not because they were thinking “Why is someone over the age of 10 asking for a cup of milk?”
yea atleast make it choccy milk wtf
I could tell she was offended from the way she said "you want that I'm a sippy cup you fucking dork?"
The funniest part here is that it looks like he is your typical millennial - drinking at an overpriced cafe, cutesie snarky stickers on the macbook, using said macbook at said cafe - but instead of being a liberal he’s a conservative. I want to believe it’s a bit
do they think milk is based now? conservative grievances just keep getting weirder
Milk is from COWS. The GLOBALISTS are trying to TAKE AWAY our sacred freedom by regulating COW FARTS!. I OWNED that COMMUNIST bar-IS-TA by ording a whole glass of COW MILK.
Regulate that COWMMIES!
I think it's part of a white supremacist belief about lactose intolerance being a sign of genetic inferiority. There's been a few instances of groups of these dorks chugging milk in public as some sort of prideful act.
Someone needs to inform this nerd that using the wrong accent mark over the "e" in café was a... Grave mistake.
A gravè mistaké
Ordered some whole CUM at the cafe today.
Barista looked at me like I was a murderer, they just don't understand what CUM ACTUALLY is.
Go CUM 💦
I have drinked cummy before... Why would someone want a glass of cummy.? Cummy needs to be savored... Too much cummy at once will make body sick,,, taste is too strong.! Be careful, people... take care...peace...
Why order milk at a cafe, you can literally buy it at the store for like 3 bucks
Or you can buy a 12oz cup for $5!
I made this mistake once because my kid reaaaaally wanted a cup of milk when I grabbed a coffee on the go. Never again lol
oh what the fuck. i thought he just wanted whole milk in a latte or something but no, just a glass of milk? are you seven years old?
Going to Starbucks and ordering a venti milk for four times the price so the hot goth trans woman can give me a nasty look
The "what milk ACTUALLY is" makes this dogwhistle way to noisy. He's shit at this, may as well just say "I am a white supremacist" and stop being a fucking coward.
Heheheh, "cow"-ard, it's funny because milk is... yeah.
I thought that was a reference to it being ”REAL milk with REAL cow pus, not WOKE plant milk!”
It's still probably a dogwhistle.
this is pathetic all the other right wingers stopped doing this weird milk shit in like 2018. cringe as us lefties can be at least we aren't still making gritty memes
Paying 1% the GDP of a small country for a pint of milk, to own the libs
How does this trackpad work with a giant sticker on it?
capacitive touch is neat stuff, same way your phone screen works with a protector on it
They looked at you like you are insane because you ordered milk at a cafe lmao
He put the wrong accent on café
I'm always gonna remember stopping at a gas station on a hot day and buying an ice cream bar and a bottle of milk, and the Cashier told me how good I was at shopping because I made such a good choice of purchase.
Cashier is a shill for thr dairy industry
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I can't help but giggle at what's on his laptop. Like he couldn't think to have anything interesting on it besides his tweet bragging about a new pfp?
It ain't a political thing, drinking tit cum is weird as hell. Sorry crushed almonds sounds more appetizing to me than a hentai martini.
Too few of you are talking about the sticker on the trackpad
It's the exact sort of virtue signaling they like to whine so much about.
Where is the heroic group of black teens when you need them? This man desperately needed 4-6 untouchably confident teenagers to heckle him over his glass of milk until he left the establishment.
I am reminded of the scene from Anchorman where Ron Burgundy is stumbling through streets of San Diego drinking a carton of milk, commenting "Milk was a bad choice" and taking another sip.
I know adults in their 30's who drink tall glasses of milk with just about ANY meal... They offer, I always decline.
Crying as I pour half a carton into a 16 oz cup.
I don't understand the hog obsession with un-pasteurized (and non-homogenized) milk.
A mistaken idea that only white people can drink milk and everyone else has lactose intolerance. It's also tacit protest against veganism and endorsement of the cattle industry.
Mostly though it's weird chud insecurity
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