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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago

Fun fact: Tanks didn't exist while Marx was alive

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 35 points 10 months ago

IIRC, Engels was nicknamed 'artilleryman-philosopher' when he served in Prussian army.

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 58 points 10 months ago

Don't read Marx. It clearly explains reality and allows you to understand how you're being exploited. You'll also have much quicker realizations about why politicians do the things they do and why building community is actively discouraged. If you knew all that you might start to question the current status quo and that's bad tankie stuff

[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago

Was looking through some old posts on that sub just now and I found this lmao

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 44 points 10 months ago

I'm starting to think their use of the term tankie is completely meaningless and it's actually just what they call people they don't like.

[-] roux@hexbear.net 33 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is exactly it. The word has no meaning anymore beyond "those more socialist-y socialists".

I only really ever see it used in any remotely meaningful way that isn't attempting to be a though terminating insult when used towards people that have studied theory or those baby leftists that hang out online with us theory enjoyers.

Oh, and needless to really say but anarchists, by definition, can't be tankies.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

But what if the anarchists supported the Soviet invasion of Hungary and happened to be British?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

just watch me

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

is-this left unity?

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago

I love the people who are very insistent that it's a well-defined political science term and not just an epithet that arose out of a single political disagreement ("during hungary") that they've adopted to mean any time someone opposes the united states.

[-] girl_liker@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

'tankie' is really just 'pinko' for a new generation huh

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago

What in the hell is a pinko

[-] Red_Sunshine_Over_Florida@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No joke, I had to explain to my boomer mother what it meant yesterday, in the context of the Chapo episode on the ADL spying. She always thought it was a derogatory term for Polish people, which she got from watching All in the Family.

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 39 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

the definition of the word tankie is like a rubber band that broke long ago from being overstretched, and has now become brittle from sitting in the sun. It used to be an infighting word in the Communist Party of Great Britain in the 1950s. CPGB members would accuse each other of being tankie if they towed the CPSU party line, particularly in regards to the USSR's actions against the (US-backed) Hungarian uprising.

Now it's just a term liberals use when you tell them to read Capital. Marx? A tankie? Tanks didn't even exist until after he died lol.

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

But what about tachankies?

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago

thonk hmmm... Tachanka is just a maxim gun mounted on a horse cart. Maxim gun came from 1884 and Marx died in 1883. So nope. Tachankas didn't exist until after Marx died either. Ergo no Tachankies.

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

He died, and it was invented right afterward. Sounds like he reincarnated

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

trump-who-must-go I'm the reincarnation of Marx? I'm just now hearing this for the first time.

[-] Kynuck97@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

marx-guns-blazing You do look just like the guy

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago
[-] charly4994@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Their bigger posts from their front page I noticed include someone whining that someone put out agitprop condemning the zionist entity's continued violations of human rights and the natural response to such, and hand waiving away all the atrocities the US committed in Korea as "well who invaded first." So, yeah, bot checks out.

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/tankiejerk/comments/17tyrp6/got_called_a_fascist_brownshirt_by_a_tankie/

Got called a Fascist Brownshirt by a Tankie

I was arguing with this Tankie on tiktok (waste of time I know) & we were talking about the 2024 election. I said that it doesn't make someone a "bad-leftist" if they don't vote 3rd party in 2024 & that it is perfectly reasonable for a leftist to vote democratic in 2024. He then preceded to say that I was "encouraging genocide" (despite my statement earlier that I DO support Palestine) & that the republican and democratic party are the exact same thing. He then called me a "Fascist blackshirt Marxist" and blocked me.

And thus I join this sub

You can tell this happened because the tankie called them a Marxist for voting as a democrat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/tankiejerk/comments/17qvdgg/any_thoughts_on_pete_buttigieg/

Any thoughts on Pete Buttigieg?

Just merge with the neoliberal sub already. This place is a joke.

(mod) Trust me, we’ve been trying for months to fix the liberal problem. We’ve managed to reduce the amount of liberal rhetoric being spread on here, but we haven’t managed to actually drive most of the liberals out (as shown by our monthly ideology poll).

What the fuck are they replacing liberals with?

[-] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

What the fuck are they replacing liberals with?

Theoretically, anarchists and other "libertarian socialist" types. In practice, mostly liberals who like listening to pop-punk and looking at pictures of graffiti online.

[-] envis10n@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

I vote that hexbear do a weekly ideology poll. This is important data that definitely can't be falsified by simply choosing an option in the poll that doesn't align with your actual ideology simply to "fit in".

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

This week I feel like a Marxist Scorpio because I'm smart, empathetic, and dialectical.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

anarchists routinely undercounted due to our refusal to comply with the tabulating and rationalizing functions of the state

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

What the fuck are they replacing liberals with?

No-veggies-at-dinner no-bedtimes no-theory don't-tell-me-what-to-doooooooooo pop-anarchists mostly.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

shouldn't have clicked that link. some very stupid people in there.

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

holy fucking shit liberal zionists please fucking choke on glass fucking fascist apologist losers why do you even care about politics if your position on everything is that everyone should just be nice to everyone else and if you ever do anything to achieve any particular goal you're a tankie

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

Writing about bolts of linen cloth is the gateway drug of authoritarian ideology

[-] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"Dubček? Yeah, I checked: zero dubs, only Ls. Get invaded, nerd" - Carl Mark

[-] Hohsia@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Redditors (mostly Americans) are classically conditioned to reflexively show aversion to Marx it seems

[-] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 3 points 10 months ago

And reading anything deeper than a Creepypasta.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 18 points 10 months ago
[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

Trots in shambles

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