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[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 128 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My fellow liberals, Mussolini wasn’t voted into power.

Mussolini was literally invited into power to “restore order” by the liberals themselves because they didn’t know how to deal with the communists taking over the country.

Mussolini’s fascism was the first successful test case of a liberal experiment to brutally crush Leninism in Europe following the Bolshevik Revolution. Hitler followed in Mussolini’s footsteps.

[-] CTHlurker@hexbear.net 61 points 10 months ago

Even funnier, Mussolini was invited into power by the litteral King of Italy, in a move that liberal historians are still struggling to describe in a way that doesn't mention "class interest of the aristocracy"

[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fascist-Catholic-Social Democrat-Liberal coalition government, united under Mussolini, against Communist-Socialist opposition.

Truly the grandest coalition of all time.

[-] D3FNC@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Boy, that really just lays it all out right there for anyone to see, doesn't it

[-] Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net 96 points 10 months ago

I would be concerned if you voted for either and didn't revolt.

Like how fucking whipped are westerners where we can't even think about revolution?

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 69 points 10 months ago

I definitely remember the whole "We're gonna burn this down if Trump was elected" momentum quickly turn to "We meant figuratively" and then "That means voting!"

There's a big reason why I have grown distant from some of my friends and family and it's basically that I know I can't trust them anymore

More interested in keeping the peace than anything else

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

There's a big reason why I have grown distant from some of my friends and family and it's basically that I know I can't trust them anymore

I'd felt something similar for a while and I couldn't put my finger on it. They all claimed to see the fascist rot and then they stuffed the genie right back into the bottle. You're right, the trust is just gone.

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[-] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 79 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

mussolini whitewashing is genuinely a really big problem

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 46 points 10 months ago

Yeah, nobody should depict Italians as white.

[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 77 points 10 months ago

Watching liberals use electoralism to jerry-rig a justification for embracing fascism has been both predictable and fascinating to witness

To any future internet archeologists let it be known we knew exactly what was going on and don't let them tell you otherwise

[-] micnd90@hexbear.net 75 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Imagine thinking your vote matters in Hitler vs. Mussolini election

Imagine thinking your vote matters in Democrat vs. Republican election

sadness

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 70 points 10 months ago

Liberals be like: "Revolution is a deranged fantasy for violent weirdos. We have to rely on the system in order to make things better. Even though the system will only ever result in fascist outcomes but it's okay because this guy is only 98% fascist unlike the 100% fascist competitor.

[-] HiImThomasPynchon@hexbear.net 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Then the next election, the GOP runs someone who's 110% facist and libs will vote for someone who is 100% fascist

[-] pillow@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

"ugh you all are just fascists painted red, now if you'll excuse me I have to decide between putting mussolini or hitler in power"

[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 31 points 10 months ago

didn't mussolini invent fascism though? its 100% for both ye

[-] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 48 points 10 months ago

Bravely voting for the guy who will immediately and enthusiasticly adopt the policies of the guy he didn't vote for is actually a very good analogy for voting for the Dems.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 47 points 10 months ago

There's always a secret third option: kind-vladimir-ilyich

(Dear fbi i mean this specifically in the hitler v mussolini example, also you guys haven't approved my vacation days around thanksgiving)

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 20 points 10 months ago

You need to talk to Susy in HR if you want those vacation days approved.

[-] 4zi@hexbear.net 43 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Antifascist liberals: I would vote for fascism

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I literally just had a lib admit in a recent thread that his voting for Biden was a vote for "genocide" and they justified it because it made them feel safer than Trump's hypothetical 'worse genocide'. Then someone else chimed in support by saying that they would 'happily wash their hands in Palestinian blood' to protect reproductive rights in the US—which were lost anyway.

We're doomed.

[-] pillow@hexbear.net 40 points 10 months ago

they would 'happily wash their hands in Palestinian blood' to protect reproductive rights in the US

the bernie 2020 campaign slogan

[-] ikiru@lemmy.ml 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Catradora_Stalinism@hexbear.net 42 points 10 months ago

Liberals act like voting is like the only possible political action ever

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 24 points 10 months ago

Also seeing a lot of liberals on tiktok telling everyone to "call your elected representatives to stop the genocide in Palestine"

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[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 38 points 10 months ago
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[-] Kaplya@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Adult in the Room here, I approve this message.

That’s how an adult who understands politics should behave. People who vote for Biden are as brave as the heroes of Stalingrad in my eyes.

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[-] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago
[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 16 points 10 months ago

It would be incredibly funny if it were a bit, but I don't think it is.

[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

No one has ever fought harder for their rights than Jude, the map guy from Oregon

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 34 points 10 months ago

Me voting for Mussolini no-fash

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

these people yelled for four years how Trump was the end of democracy but in even the most extreme hypothetical they cannot conceive that democracy might be dead as long as the ritual of voting for one of exactly two options is preserved.

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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

if these were my choices and if there was no communist movement in my country i would try my best to flee.

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Deciding that Musollini was like, a morally superior guy to Hitler is absurd. Hitler managed to do worse things but it's not like Musollini had the opportunity to do a holocaust and said 'no, that's a step too far for me, personally'. This is your brain on liberalized Great Man theory. It's applying pop psychology to a perfect sphere in a perfect vacuum. Fucking dolts

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[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 30 points 10 months ago

Remember, if you don't commit acts of terror against the state, you can't complain

[-] MerryChristmas@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay, it sucks that Hitler's ghost is the only candidate but what are you going to do - not vote? That's basically the same as a vote for Hitler's ghost!

[-] GriffithDidNothingWrong@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago

You would vote for original fascist rather than the revisionist, eh? A purist, I see

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

liberals love to invest their vote with ritual holy significance, losers

[-] GarfieldYaoi@hexbear.net 25 points 10 months ago

Why are you even entertaining the idea of the overton window shifting that far to the right?

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[-] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

This just convinced me not to vote

[-] Ananasova@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

i would be very concerned if someone vote for either of them

[-] RION@hexbear.net 22 points 10 months ago
[-] HornyOnMain@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

we've got an emoji for that! i-think-that

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[-] a_blanqui_slate@hexbear.net 21 points 10 months ago

Has the hypothetical Mussolini in this example been flipped right-side up?

[-] flan@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Trump is Mussolini here right? I think they like to call him Cheeto Mussolini or something.

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

Trump is Mussolini in this analogy

[-] theother2020@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago

The most important election ever

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 19 points 10 months ago
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