I'm going to say "I hope we don't get off on the wrong foot" and then they're going to ask me to leave.
Either that or you'll be sole-mates.
People with foot fetish: ｡◕‿◕｡
I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.
Have demented sex
The best kind of sex!
I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: "Take off your socks"
I would feel defeeted
I'd get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.
This guy knows what's up.
apologize. not everyone's kinks are universal and feet aren't my thing, and my feet lol... sometimes they're well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.
I'm frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.
I guess I'm getting a footjob, idk
Maybe discuss that it's anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I'm not sure other people can.
There's a song about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-O4FzoG68g
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
https://www.piped.video/watch?v=e-O4FzoG68g
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.
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