Get yourself a new ass off of the cat, gain it's strength
AND your balls? What are you going to sit on now!?
You'll have to win it back by starring in a billion-dollar Marvel-brained blockbuster where you learn kung fu from Cai Yingwen, the Dalai Lama, and Adrian Zenz and single-handedly take on 1 billion Chinese people, culminating in an epic battle with Winnie the Pooh himself (not Xi, the actual Winnie the Pooh because Disney.)
i think this was a s^^uth p^^rk episode
You can't poop or pee now what are you gonna do
Cri 
So you're gonna pee from your eyes then? Sounds stinky but at least you're not gonna get stopped up
Refrain from practicing Falun Gong - the CCCP's organ harvesting agents cannot resist the rich, pure asses and balls that result. Practicing dirty communist qigong should keep you safe
Bullshit, owls have neither asses nor balls. I will not abide this baseless slander.
Where doth the owl store its balls, forsooth?
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
Now what am I gonna do!