Title text: I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.

Transcript: xkcd comics picture

[Cueball is holding a phone and chatting in DMs]
Cueball: @Surf King Weird, my phone keeps trying to merge your contact with John's
Surf King: ...
Cueball: Hey, you two should meet up-He's into surfing too
Surf King: Oh my God
Surf King: Are you serious
Surf King: You've been in this chat with me for four years!
[Caption below the panel:] I wonder who holds the record for accidentally doing this the longest.

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