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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Just go join a hobby club filled with guys, like electronics, radio, astronomy, FPV drones, RC cars, etc.. Or if you're more of a physical person: paintball, camping, fishing, shooting... Don't do audio though, a lot of audiophiles are fucking dumb.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 4 points 7 hours ago

As a man, i just wait in front of a mural with angel wings and wait around for the million of wonen who take their profile pictures there.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 21 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 5 points 20 hours ago

The volunteers at my local air museum all were just excited about the planes and the little demos they had. They also had a huge Rosie the Riveter section because it was the bomber plant filled with ladies building planes to kill Nazis.

[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago

It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 3 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I wonder if that’s Willow Run, I was just there. Totally would have lied about the planes to her. No on second thought this has hard barriers around the planes, WR there’s nothing.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

The Imperial Roman section also works.

[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago

got gay vibes... maybe i have a chance

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (12 children)

Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.

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[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 98 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Commas aren’t hard people

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

This is correct.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 106 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Commas aren’t hard, people.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Commas aren't, hard people.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...

[–] Yaarmehearty@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 22 hours ago

Erebus is a stand up guy, he won't stab you in the back.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 32 points 2 days ago

I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.

I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.

This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 57 points 2 days ago

Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...

[–] TooManyGames@sopuli.xyz 33 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I usually have a woman initiate conversation with me in line at the grocery store every 3-4 trips just by minding my own business. IDK if they mean anything by it or how to turn that into a date but it is something that happens.

[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

Must be hella cute IRL (✿◠‿◠)♡ ;))

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 2 points 22 hours ago

Just stare at tits until one of their owners falls in love with you

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps

[–] yannic@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Pro-Tip: Until they recently dropped the misleading product, "Unscented" Dove soap had perfume in it. Sensitive Skin Dove soap does not.

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 19 hours ago

Thanks for the ad.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] needanke@feddit.org 55 points 2 days ago (3 children)
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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.

You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.

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