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A match made in heaven! π
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gamers don't wash, silly
I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING
If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.
Ok America. Itβs time to stop now.
I'm reluctant to ask but.. WTF is a JABBER'S SOAP??
How to give your pimples pimples
I've never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.
More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.
Bodywash Blast would make Granny gush π.
I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn't want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
So that's the face wash trump uses and why he's so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!
Tingly
this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2024
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