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Isn't that just Gate?
Not even an isekai.
Arguably, one of the best possible worlds.
He's definitely got OP magic abilities. And a huge harem. Its a romcom under the pretenses of a fantasy adventure, 100%.
He would get merc'd by a slime that took advantage of his hubris on day 1.
*Prigozhin wakes up in world #3*
I got exploded in a private jet, mercd by a slime, and woke up in another world
Unfortunately for him, world #3 is always a demon/tentacle/monster yaoi world. #2 is the only MC is OP harem leader until world #7, which is just after monster tamer world and nobody can die there, you only get knocked unconscious.
Still have no idea what happened to this guy.
He marched on Moscow, got very far, and then just kind of stopped. My balls are still blue from all the teasing.
He tried to intimidate the ruzzki minister of defense and made pootin angry with that.
Lesson was/still is: Don't make psychopathic killers angry, they know only one outlet for their feelings.
Lesson is, when you commit to marching on Moscow, DON'T FLIPPING STOP!
Thanks Moss
Long story short he committed suicide.
Short story a little longer he marched a private army towards Moscow, was a little too successful, took a vacation to Belarus, returned to Moscow for some insane reason, plane exploded when he was leaving.
It's the same kind of suicide which your death was ruled in the Wild West when you "opened fire from a distance with a pistol on someone with a rifle".
Red hot iron pineapples and inability to die? TM Iowahawk 2006
He's probably still alive and being tortured somewhere.
this post was submitted on 26 Sep 2024
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