Hasan Piker has the opportunity to do the most hilarious thing ever
Brace Belden has the chance to do the funniest thing ever
It'd be hilarious if Infowars was purchased by a leftist org but the most likely outcome is that 
or some other billionaire buys it and keeps Alex Jones on air because he still brings in money.
Someone buys InfoWars
They have it redirect to PPB
get a fund up and going lads, we're about to do something extremely funny...
We can barely fund hexbear servers
If only we could buy it
Infowars Hexbear edition would be flying way too close to the lathe
Would be a shame if he were to slip into a downward spiral 
what is infowars even worth without alex jones
Yeah I don't see this stopping Alex Jones. Hell just start a "new" podcast called something else and bring in donations. As long as he has at least a cell phone mic and a paypal account he'll be doin some form of info wars
He starts a new podcast called Knowledge Fight and sues the hosts of the already-existing podcast of the same name.
It's win-win for us. Either the right wing nuts pay a lot of money which in turn will go directly to people they hate, or if they lowball they risk losing the established brand to liberals or leftists.
Beyond funny if the Knowledge Fight guys won the auction.
Funny on a lot of levels but the biggest would be Alex having to finally acknowledge their existence lol
They auctioning off the boner pills or brainforce?
5 bucks, last offer!
The real 9/11 was when a bowl of spicy chili flew into Alex Jones brain
What would you do if you owned Infowars?
sell gold coins, survival seeds, reverse mortgages and user meta data.
LLMs for "content" which are all basically ads crafted to look like editorials about topics of the day.
basically, wring every cent out of the brand for a year or so, and then delete everything and put up a deep fake video of Alex Jones doing 9/11.
publish photos of my poop
The USSR anthem on repeat.
Lost the drug war, lost the war on terror, now losing the infowar
Folks, let's buy InfoWars
I can do a really good Alex Jones impersonation
We can turn the cranks into our puppets!
Jacob Wysocky has the best Alex Jones impression. It's in the last 30 seconds or so: https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=HONg0ZYg1Do
Its great! Some rich asshole buys it, then the next day, when Alex defames someone again, the next guy can get sued into oblivion
Good things can happen sometimes
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