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[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Like the insect/spider kind or in my code?

[-] MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 week ago

The ones on your face, right now!

[-] dwemthy@lemdro.id 4 points 1 week ago

Damn, Demodex has a looooooong butt!

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Yes.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

have you ever walked through a doorway and forgotten what you were doing? even god struggles with memory managemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- Process exited with code 1

[-] Thorry84@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago

My computer is like "Kernel panic" and I'm like "Same man, same...."

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 10 points 1 week ago

My bugs will outlive me

[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago

They're on your eyelashes.

[-] thehatfox@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

You’re never lonely with all your Demodex friends.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 1 week ago

Where there's bugs, there's hugs!

[-] gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

[-] borth@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

..."inside of you"

[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Leave me alone.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Get out of my head charles

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Eyelid bugs

this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024

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