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[-] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago

So 2 out of 2 times the guy with two guns lost...

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

I like to think the reason the robbed guy didn't shoot the robber initially was because the robber was less armed than him and it wouldn't have been fair. When he stole his first gun, he must've thought "ohhhh, big mistake".

[-] EpeeGnome@lemm.ee 42 points 2 weeks ago

I'm imagining that his wife will never hear the end of it. "See honey, and you said I didn't need to carry two guns around all the time. Well look who was right about that."

[-] elvith@feddit.org 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That must be one of the if not THE most American headline out there!

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Only a good guy with 2 guns can stop a bad guy who's stolen their gun!

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's guns all the way down.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

Murica: Everyone knows it's faster to switch than reload!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

This was the Disarmed status but the same principle applies

[-] sheogorath@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Bro bought the debuff remover item.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Correct. I'm just stating the logic/mindset of carrying two.

[-] mercano@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Reminds me of a passage from my favorite Discworld book, Night Watch.

“I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes…”

“What?” said Vimes, looking down suddenly. Carcer was smiling cheerfully.

“I said I didn’t think you was stupid, Mister Vimes. I know a clever copper like you’d think I’d got two knives.”

“Yeah, right,” said Vimes. He could feel his hair trying to stand on end. Little blue caterpillars of light were crackling over the ironwork of the dome, and even over his armour.

“Mister Vimes?”

“What?” Vimes snapped. Smoke was rising from the weathercock’s bearings.

“I got three knives, Mister Vimes,” said Carcer, bringing his arm up.

The lightning struck.

[-] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

That headline made me feel dumb for a minute because I kept having to reread it. But I love it

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

That’s some Yosemite Sam vs Bugs Bunny shit right there

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 12 points 2 weeks ago

What's the child game called where you put one hand on the table and the other person puts their hand on top and then with the other hands and then pull out the first hand again?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I see you've played knify-spoony before.

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 5 points 2 weeks ago

Good suggestion. No one else on the entire internet has ever used that combination of letters.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Huh. I keep doing that.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Next time he needs a gun more in case he'll be robbed of both of them.

[-] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

MERICA FUCK YEAH

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Got my gun a gun, so it won't be lonely. 🤠

[-] cacheson@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Just like driving a car you dont go without a spare

[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Should the spare car fit inside the first car or be towed behind?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Depends. Newer model suvs are probably big enough to hold a nissan leaf

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yo Dawg Heard you like cars

[-] trslim@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

He didnt want that pentagon thief getting away with his PaP weapon.

[-] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Reaper from OW

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