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[-] Lawnman23@lemmy.world 54 points 3 weeks ago

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately

[-] AsslessChaps@lemmynsfw.com 19 points 3 weeks ago

What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 7 points 3 weeks ago

oh what the fuck

now I want the full story to exist

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait....yes....exactly like that.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.

[-] Minarble@aussie.zone 16 points 3 weeks ago

Picture of two assholes connected by a tube

[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 15 points 3 weeks ago

Internal workings of a snog.

[-] doleo@lemmy.one 14 points 3 weeks ago

“Whenever we kissed, it just always felt like something was missing”.

[-] YourNetworkIsHaunted@awful.systems 12 points 3 weeks ago

It's not that beauty is skin-deep, it's that the subdermal tissues and structures are the stuff of eldricht nightmares and cronenbergian horror.

[-] snooggums@midwest.social 10 points 3 weeks ago

Image of a man kissing a woman's upper lip to distract her while preparing to jam his tongue up her nose.

[-] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

Many recipients of the demifacectomy are able to return to normal lives after the procedure. With their growing numbers, some are even finding relationship success on social media communities like those on fabook.com, a Facebook like site that kept only half the face in its name and its users.

[-] NaevaTheRat@vegantheoryclub.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Teenagers after rolling in yellow #5 at a party.

Fuck yeah topical reference

[-] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago

I can't feel my face when I'm with you

[-] robdor@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago

never learn how the sausage is made unless you're going to work with sausage making.

[-] DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know, Brad. I just think we've grown apart. Kissing you now just feels sort of... hollow.

[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Advanced facial necrosis

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

"The laser beam is capable of slicing right through human skin and even bones!"

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

"Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out."

[-] mammata@feddit.it 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ha, I immediately recognized the source of this picture. It's from a Madonna music video of '4 minutes' (ca. 1:15 min)

https://youtu.be/aAQZPBwz2CI?t=71

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Humans wondered why the four-dimensional creature didn't find our porn intriguing.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

Our sinuses are so clean

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

"Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!"

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:

[-] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

So I'm at Burning Man and my buddy is like "Hey, do you feel a little weird?" and I'm like "Yeah, yeah, I feel a little weird. Why?" And he's like "'Member those cookies my girlfriend gave our camp at dinner time?" I'm like "Yeah. Why?" He's like "Well, here's the thing..."