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[-] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 1 month ago

I think a whitelist would be more efficient than a blacklist at this point ^^

[-] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Number 1, number 2, and frogs.

[-] NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

Boo.

Frogs rock!

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 month ago

Someone didn't know how to use the three shells 🤭

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That was just what I was thinking. Those are non-flushable shells.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I see nothing about a chunk of pure sodium......

Edit: DO NOT DO THIS. You'll either not time it right, and have the toilet blow up on you, spraying you with ceramic shrapnel, or you will time it right, and blow an entire wall of toilets off the wall, destroying a fair amount of the school's plumbing.

No, I didn't do this. Some kid at my school did.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You definitely shouldn't do this, but you can get gelatin horse pill capsules off Amazon that are over an inch long that could delay it. But don't do it.

[-] Cooljimy84@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Surely a thin coating of Vaseline would help make it further down the pipe ..... :D

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

That's what he said... last night, to your mom.

[-] ThePinkUnicorn@lemdro.id 3 points 1 month ago

Unfortunataly that may fall under metal

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Ooh! Good catch!

[-] MagicShel@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

I can see everything on that list except... who the hell is eating crab and oysters on the shitter?

[-] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Why not Zoidberg?

[-] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Well, I've had to have a plumber clear a sewer incident in a multistorey building. Cause was a chicken ribcage and other chicken bones together with a ton of grease some idiot tried to flush. And to think I thought I'd seen it all...

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Must be apartment complex bathroom signage.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

There's no way this isn't for a public bathroom. Syringes? It's people shooting up and trying to hide the evidence in a public bathroom. This was/is such a big problem at the public library here that the doors were swapped for ones that are like 3 ft tall so that you can't hide what you're doing.

[-] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Never said anything about potato hash!

[-] argh_another_username@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Good to know that I could throw regular toothbrushes in it. Only the disposable ones are the problem.

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 1 month ago

Everyone knows the toilet is the best place to dispose of an electric toothbrush.

[-] sploosh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Glad to see it's ok to flush non-aquatic gravels.

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Someone works as a plumber.

[-] CenturionKing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Feel free to drop other items not mentioned here

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Things like this need to be gathered together when folks want to know how smart the average person is.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

No latex or vinyl items? Dammit! Guess I need to find some other way to get rid of my gimp suit and Cliff Richard records 🤔

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