Envelopes fear her.
Stamps are terrified!
The first boy she French kissed choked to death.
2 licks of the Tootsie roll pop for her I guess.
The owl tried to warn us
She finishes her ice cream cone in one lick
That looks like it would seriously interfere with chewing.
For sure, it's cool but I definitely don't envy her.
Anyone know if she's into girls? Asking for... A friend...
....who wishes to be more than a friend
Or rimjobs.
Could probably springboard off that one.
Tongue thrust the person
This is why I’ll never play Ketchup Slurp against no Texas woman
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2024
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