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[-] galmuth@feddit.uk 32 points 1 month ago
[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 10 points 1 month ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 20 points 1 month ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I don’t condone violence…

I can understand this man’s reasoning.

[-] Elkenders@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago
[-] 3ntranced@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 14 points 1 month ago

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He’s probably never even been any further than the next town.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

Not now he isn't!

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

filmed throwing plastic chair against shop window before running away clutching small crate of baked good

That's about the level of rioting that like, Moss from IT crowd could accomplish. This guy did sitcom rioting

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 11 points 1 month ago

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 24 points 1 month ago

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[-] xep@fedia.io 7 points 1 month ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[-] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 7 points 1 month ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 1 month ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isn’t human

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 21 points 1 month ago

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[-] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 4 points 1 month ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.

[-] Black_Mald_Futures@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

we don't know this guy's a racist if all we know is he liberated some food, an action I support btw

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