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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 50 points 2 months ago

That two hundred and sixty-nine unread messages make my brain hurt and fills me with existential dread.

It's like staring into the abyss and you see a notification pop up.

[-] Cap@kbin.melroy.org 26 points 2 months ago

It's like work email. Mine were 100% read for 16 years. Then I let one go unread, then two, and now I'm up to just under 1,000 unread emails. It's an adrenaline rush, like Russian roulette. I doubt I'll read any replies to this comment! I need help.

[-] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

You guys check your emails?

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Just try and stop me

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I'd offer help but you wouldn't read it.

Plus I'm wildly unqualified.

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