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[-] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 45 points 4 months ago

Is this a red/blue state reference I'm too non-American to understand?

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 73 points 4 months ago

No, it’s just about 4,700 km.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago

Yeah, living in a country you can travel from border to border on a train in 12 hours has some benefits to it

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 4 months ago

This would be possible in the US also if the government was willing to put money into bullet trains but like whatever I guess.

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 38 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The people in the meme are at about Seattle and NYC, which is a little over 3k miles apart (by car). You'd need to be going 250mph for the entire 12 hours to make that distance. A quick google search says that the maximum operating speed of a bullet train is 200mph, but tests have been conducted at 275mph.

So, you'd need to go non-stop at 125% max speed to make the trip in 12 hours. Even if you went at 275mph, realistically you'd make a lot of stops along the way, which is going to make the average speed a lot lower. Trains are great, but the US is really big.

Bonus fact: a non-stop flight from Seattle to NYC takes about 5.5 hours.

[-] akakunai@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 months ago

I love me some bullet trains, but there is a certain distance that makes planes way more viable.

There should be a lot more (and higher quality) high speed rail between cities of moderate distance, however.

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Chinese high speed train network operates at 120–240 mph, and their maglev (very short, very expensive, very fast train route from Shanghai airport to the city centre) had the record at 268 mph. Plus, railroad may be slightly shorter due to how it is designed if the road isn't near straight already.

But yes, 3000 miles is a lot and maybe 12 hours will not be achievable for a long time yet

[-] eatham@aussie.zone 1 points 4 months ago

3k.miles by car? Are miles by train different?

[-] Vent@lemm.ee 3 points 4 months ago

Yes, it depends on where the roads and rails are built and how direct their paths are.

[-] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 4 months ago

Unfortunately, all the electric train startups were bought up and closed down by diesel train companies decades ago, and the majority of the rail lines are owned by freight companies as well. This is partly why public train transit is so bad: the government has to lease the tracks from the freight companies, who get priority on the lines over public trains, meaning that if there's freight traffic the commuter rail has to wait for the freight lines to go through first.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

decades ago? those people are all dead now. let's try again.

[-] Nikls94@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If it’s germany, if one of you lives in the north and the other in the south, it’s cheaper to fly to Mallorca and meet there.

[-] crushyerbones@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

If it's the UK it's cheaper to meet in a random ass village in Lapland. (Or Mallorca).

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah, I tried trains in Germany and Italy, the prices were crazy 🤣

[-] knightly@pawb.social 54 points 4 months ago

Queer folks have a bad habit of falling in love with people on the other side of the country.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

I think this is a problem for people of every sexuality.

[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 months ago

It's often especially bad in queer/minority communities because the dating pool is much smaller.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That makes sense. Anybody who has less compatible dating options than average for whatever reason is more likely to run into this.

[-] ChefWhite@aussie.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Or planet.

[Sighs in time zone ten hours out of sync with crush]

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 4 points 4 months ago

Ah. Thank you.

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, it's about 2 people talking online, and there's some 5 billion dish machines distance between them making the travel difficult or expensive

[-] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 34 points 4 months ago

anything but the metric system

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 18 points 4 months ago
[-] Revonult@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Two people met online and live on opposite sides of the country.

[-] Drusas@kbin.run 11 points 4 months ago

Right, but that's not humorous.

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 5 points 4 months ago

I think for people who have had long distance relationships it kinda is. Like I would say something like that to my ex, but we both knew it was impossible. Sort of a dark humor but you do what you have to do in those situations

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago

My thought was that it's an obscure joke about the two Washingtons in the USA. Like, the state in the north-west corner is called "Washington" and then there's the capital city of the USA on the east coast, called "Washington, D.C.".

But Washington, D.C., is further south from where the person is placed, so I'm guessing not...

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[-] Drusas@kbin.run 8 points 4 months ago

I'm an American and also don't see the humor in it.

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 13 points 4 months ago

I think the joke is your public transport.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

What does that have to do with anything? Or is it just a "haha America bad"?

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 4 months ago
[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago
[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 4 months ago

If there was a functioning public transport, they could just, you know, meet.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

You realize that distance is 4,700km, the distance between Lisbon and Moscow. It takes 3 days by train without a stopover. Public transportation doesn't make meetings any easier.

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 4 months ago

Yes, and I've personally taken three-day same-country trains before, back when it was the cheaper option. And guess what, non-private planes are also public transport.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

Wait, so your "the joke is your public transport" comment is with the impression the US doesn't have planes? I still have no idea what the hell you were trying to say

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 4 months ago

Nope, that was about trains. Planes came up later.

[-] AndrasKrigare@beehaw.org 1 points 4 months ago

Ah, you're a troll, that makes more sense. At least, I sincerely hope you are, because the alternative is concerning

[-] monk@lemmy.unboiled.info 1 points 4 months ago

What's so concerning about the alternative?

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 0 points 4 months ago

No country on Earth has public transportation that would make a cross-continent relationship feasible.

[-] Midnitte@beehaw.org 2 points 4 months ago

No single country sure, but uh...

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

They're both in coastal states that aren't in the southeast, so odds are they're both blue.

[-] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Coming out next fall: RvB: Politics

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