If someone would give me a crate of MRE's for free, preferably with heater packs that, by some dark magic, work every time (they usually only with 30% of the time or so) rather than having to heat them on the engine block of an MRAP, I'd gladly eat marinara "meatballs," pulled beef and barbeque sauce, cheese "crackers," "lemon"-flavored beverage powder and "coffee" for a year.