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'Standing on water' implies that he would move if the water moves. If he is staying still in one spot then it means he is standing on space. 🤔
standing in Earth space would be more accurate no?
otherwise when he turned on his power, he would fly away really fast or explode on the ground as the Earth moves away or into him
Quantum-locking Jesus is my new headcanon.
I suppose in theory, earth-based time travellers would need to quantum-lock to the earths magnetic field so that when they travel in time they dont end up in a random point in space where the earth was or will be when they departed.
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Maybe they had to learn it the hard way, and the previous Jesus was what killed the dinosaurs.