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[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 108 points 9 months ago

no python? how are normie programmers like me supposed to relate to this?

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 77 points 9 months ago

You have python. You import antigravity. The princess flies off into space. You monkey patch the princess so she has wings.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 25 points 9 months ago

And this is how I learned about the antigravity module. Pretty cool!

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

Same! I also learned about

import this
[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

import this

"In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch."

lol

[-] aniki@lemm.ee 26 points 9 months ago

The artist is still waiting for the python cells to render.

[-] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 3 points 9 months ago

Rescuing is only I/O bounded; your argument is irrelevant.

[-] CodeMonkey@programming.dev 22 points 9 months ago

Python: You send someone else to rescue the princess on your behalf. That someone else is the C knight.

[-] scratchresistor@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 months ago

Only if you have to rescue many princesses in a short period of time

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago
[-] CanadaPlus@futurology.today 14 points 9 months ago

Which is a library written in C, of course.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 7 points 9 months ago

No perl either. Much like python you find a relevant library (in cpan), but unlike python there will be seven different implementations, and any four perl devs will come up with at least ten solutions, nine of which will successfully rescue the princess

[-] evranch@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

Everything will seem to be be going great, but to actually gain access to the castle you'll have to compare your situation to successful rescues to find the undocumented drawbridge control

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