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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 83 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

He is really old, he'll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you're like, "mmhmm, they had a long life." He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it's just a job man.

[–] Signtist@lemm.ee 51 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk's in charge now.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

president musk, and TRUMP is not even at the front of the table hes at one of the low level pleb seats.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 33 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 53 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I would rather roll the dice with my own granddad, and he's already dead

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

White House at Bernie’s

Ironic really that this is what we got. Bernie at White House would have been a lot better.

[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

cant fuck up things more than trump

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Sadly he could not ever run because he does not have citzenship nor has he ever been to the US afaik. He has been to Mexico though. Maybe that counts.

[–] JollyBrancher@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He HAS been to the US then. The United States of Mexico.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Only $5 million to get a “Gold” card!