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[–] FatLegTed@piefed.social 114 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 99 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't want people to see his botched hair implants

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Xevlar

Did you come up with that? It's fucking top notch funny. I don't laugh much these days.

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 1 points 17 minutes ago

I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can't forget it.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 43 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Don't see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, the kid isn't a hat, he's a human shield.

People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he's been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.

[–] BigPotato@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don't come back for revenge.

Can't see how a billionaire's kid is any different - it's really nothing personal.

[–] bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 hours ago

He has seven of those horcruxes

[–] spamfajitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 8 hours ago

Every time I see him with his kid, I can't help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude's got baby body armor

https://i.imgur.com/okvu4Qc.jpeg