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[-] sheridan@lemmy.world 142 points 1 month ago

Well, if Alexa did call the police and they showed up, there's a chance the police might just shoot you instead of the burglar in your own home anyway.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago
[-] lud@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Alright, say goodbye to your dog though.

[-] Neon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

ah fuck

Just gonna stay here in Switzerland then I guess. That should be safe.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2024
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