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Anon makes a deal with a demon
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this post was submitted on 24 Aug 2024
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Get the gold, use a few flakes from one of the gold bars to fill a hula hoop with salt, spend the other trillions of dollars on normal rich villain shit.
This reminds me of that scene in one of the Pirates of the Carribbean movies where Davey Jones has to stand in a bucket of water to go on land for a meeting.
Its extra funny because they are on a beach.... surrounded by water
For a while I thought you were talking about the small hoop crisps that we get in the UK and I couldn't work out why that would help.
And get great abs whilst doing it
Plot twist, you have to keep the hula hoop up or the demon can get you, because dropping the hoop would inevitably create a break in the salt somewhere.